I've noticed that babies tend to put everything in their mouths, whether it be food, small objects or their own digits (all 20 of them). I am nowhere close to being a child development expert, but I believe it has something to do with brain development and our learning process, and I'm a big fan of that. Moreover, it's actually adorable when babies do this, and tends to elicit the appropriate exclamations of delight from the general population .
I stop being such an enthusiast when adults start to put various objects in other parts of their bodies. I' m not so concerned about what consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home, but I do care very much when they come into the ER and they get me involved. When I get a call about a "foreign object" lodged in a body part, it tends to elicit exclamations of woe from yours truly.
Each specialty has to deal with their bodily orifice of choice. Head & Neck surgeons usually handle objects wedged in the ear,the nose or the airway, usually as a by-product of innocent childplay.
As a urologist or a general surgeon, we deal with foreign objects stuck in the "nether" regions of the body and usually these are more likely the by-products of not so innocent foreplay.
During my two years of general surgery residency, I certainly got my share of foreign objects stuck in the rectum (empty beer bottle, half-full bottle of hot sauce -I am not mentioning brand-names to avoid advertising on this blog-, vibrator -still vibrating-, axe handle, and even a penile pump. With the latter, I had to ask the patient if he truly knew the correct way to use the device)
As a urologist, I've had even more interesting cases where patients put things in their urethra and bladder. Naturally, I only meet these patients when the foreign objects get stuck inside. (string of pearls, sewing needles-with and without thread, small paintbrush-this particular one having been "forgotten" in the bladder for over 2 years!, mercury thermometer, pens, a McDonald's straw-I recognized the familiar red and yellow stripes- and most recently a plastic laundry line that had become knotted inside the bladder causing the embarrassing trip to the ER)
One of my more memorable incident happened with a patient who had this compulsion to insert paper clips in his urethra and bladder. He had an X-ray done in the ER which showed 15 paper clips in his bladder. We took him to the OR, and retrieved.... 17 clips. Yup, in the short time it took us to take him from the ER to OR, the patient had managed to get hold of two additional clips and put them inside!!!
The other more humorous story is told to me by one of my partner. His patient had inserted a red crayola which had to be surgically removed. As a lark, my partner decided to send this crayola to the long-suffering pathologist (who must definitely gets his/her share of strange things to "analyze") and on the pathology slip, he wrote "RED CRAYOLA in bladder" as a description of the specimen. Imagine his surprise when a few days later, the official pathology report returned with the word RED crossed out, and MAGENTA written instead.
But to get back to the title of this post; I never ask the reason why these patients do these things. The bottom line is: do I really want to know?
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
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...and OB gets another nether region.
One day many years ago A young lady came to us enroute to our local correctional centre because she thought her water broke during her arrest for prostitution. Her amniotic sac was intact, but she did have a 'tip' that had to be removed - the quarter that her most recent customer had left behind...
You probably don't want to know, but it does make for GREAT blogging material!! :) I'm very happy I found your site...I've read all your posts and am glad you've joined the medical blogosphere.
P.S. It would be nice if you could open the comments up to non-Blogger users (like myself, but I have a Blogger "placeholder" blog) so they can comment as well.
two of my favorites from my practice: having removed a vibrator from a rectum in the wee hours, I showed it to the patient (spinal anesthetic) and said, here it is Mr Jones. What would you like us to do with it? Oh, how about changing the batteries and putting it back in, he said.
And this: when a partner came in in the middle of the night to help with a rectum perforated by an inserted baseball bat, he said, Dave, I didn't know you did sports medicine.
These, and other great stories are in my book about to be published. If no one would consider it crass, and if asked, I'll post again with the title and other info.
Dear Anonymous: By all means, please do share. Good surgical stories (body cavity or not) are always appreciated!!!
Doesn't it hurt to put foreign objects in your urethra/bladder? I mean, catheterization is not usually looked forward to because it's painful, so why on earth would someone do this for fun?
And how does a paperclip traverse the male urethra and make it into the bladder? Maybe I don't want to know. . .
People who put objects into their urethra and bladders fall into two distinct categories:
1) psychiatric issues
2) Sexual stimulation
The second category is the more common one, although the paper clip guy was a psych patient. Sorry, I didn't get into too much detail about how he was shoving those clips up, but I suspect he was using another object (pen?) to push them in.
Yeah, I don't really get it either...
Hello,
I have a serious Urethral Play (UP) fetish but consider myself normal by all other facts. At 13 I brought home a catheter from a surgery I had and the rest is history. I am a male over 50. I wish to add some very interesting insight into this thread.
Lips have a lot of nerves. Kids put everything in their mouths to learn about those objects.
Before my most recent adventures, I engaged in more typical urethra play. Internal stimulation of the prostate and the sensation of penetration of the bladder sphincter, at least in my case, have been most addictive. I practice as complete of a sterilization process as possible - always. I will also drink plenty of cranberry juice as my research has shown it is prophylactic in prevention of bladder infection.
About three years ago I discovered that a story I thought to be fiction was in fact true. A gentleman had established a practice of inserting small record player spindles into his urethra, and thence into his bladder. I established contact with the gentleman and he assured me that it was indeed possible to both insert and extract these spindles from the bladder with relative ease. While it was extremely unwise, I experimented with great success.
I have since successfully inserted up to six approximately 1.25 to 1.5 inch long stainless steel spindles into my bladder and expelled them. They are highly polished with near hemispherical ends. Expulsion usually requires a fairly large urine void to settle the spindles near the sphincter, and extraction occurs at the end of the void. If using multiple spindles, all may not eject on the first attempt.
I have had several instances where the explusion event was not immediate with the first void, and in fact have spent two nights, separate occasions, sleeping with one or more spindles in place. There has been some bladder tenderness after the spindles have overstayed their welcome which fades after a day or so.
I offer this information in hopes that it might help an individual or two avoid surgery, since attempts at manual expulsion may not be initially considered an option.
It's recommended to consume plenty of water to maintain a flushing of the bladder and urethra to expel any stubborn germs, similar to the precautions taken with unprotected sex.
I am a 52 year old male homosexual, HIV negative and slightly overweight. Average stature otherwise.
Not all men may be able to enjoy the convenience of manual expulsion as I have enjoyed it. With swelling of the prostate there may be increasing difficulty. I do not recommend this practice. I do not recommend urethra play whatsoever, in fact, since the sensations are very intense. Once bitten, it's difficult to stay away. Hope this helps. - Steve
DiddleStik here:
I have a 7/16" OD green latex tube I found somewhere and boiled out for over an hour. The tubing is a good 60" long - that is correct, six feet. I have rounded the end and put a hole in it. I then insert open end into my small enema nozzle with bag full of warm tap water. I lube up tube with KY and Pet. Jelly and work it in. My meatus hole accepts only 3/8" of sound toys but this works in with a slight effort. I then open enema cock and fill my bladder as I work tubing into prostate. There I stop flow and use finger in anus to work tube on into bladder. Once in bladder I allow water to flow once again and start my long pushing progess. I just love the feel of the tubing curling and curling and curling and over distenting my bladder nicely. I get entire length into me and leave cock unto to keep water pressure up. I then take a large enema and insert one of my large anal toys all in with nothing showing. What distention and feeling. I can have about three prostate orgams this way, over a short peroid of time. I remove anal toys and let out some enema and then slowly remove tubing. If it feels like KNOTTING up, I push back in work bladder with my hand and start removal again. So far so good. Last, I use my tear-drop sound after tube removal for one final ejaculation that I allow to happen normally. This is profound UP play folks. I rarely after any problems from this other than leakage for about 3 hours.
This man needs help! Why would you do that? I'm into BDSM and bein "adventras but hell boys thats not right!
Bikerboy (crumbsnatcher)
Help playing or some other help, Bikerboy? ;-)
Seriously, the only real reason to do this sort of thing is variety of sensation. Pleasureable sensation. An experience just today with four spindles and 30 ball bearings, all clanking around in or near the prostate, allowed this 52 year old to cum like a teenager. Proper sterilization is a must, but with infection worry dispensed with, there's no end to the fun that can be had in the urethra. It is a bit of a head trip too, to be sure. It's not about ego, though, it's about gratification. Some get profoundly arroused and gratified by a variety of forms of restrain, some very severe - so severe as to be life threatening, in fact. To each his own?
Hm, I may decide to give this whole urethral insertion a try (yeah, yeah, I know, but what can I say? I'm a teen and experimental by nature), if only as a test of my willpower, assuming it's as addictive as people make it out to be, and to satisfy my curiosity. Sexuality is an academic interest of mine, anyway, and when it comes to strange activities like this I always find myself wanting to find out what the fuss is all about. I had thought my interest in the attempt foiled when all I could find on the subject online was so-called sound play, which is a twofold problem, since I don't have anyway of getting my hands on a sound that I know of and I'm not into BDSM, which sound play is, as I understand it. Judging from some of the...unusual things you guys have tried, though, I doubt I'll have any problem improvising, so long as I'm very careful. So, then, what to use for this little experiment...
60 inches, huh diddlestik? Sounds INCREDIBLY stupid, to me, and I would know by personal experience. I had to go into surgery on March 13 for orthoscopic removal of about 2 feet of knotted blue rubber tubing (only about 3-4 mm in diameter) out of about 4 feet. It sucked. First the doctor trying to pull it out after inserting some lidocain gel down into my urethra. When I cried like a bitch, he threw up his hands disgustedly and called in the urologist. I was in the hospital ER for about 4 hours. Pre-surgery for about 2, surgery for god only knows how long, post op for god only knows how long, and then when I woke up from general anesthesia I still had to hang out for 2 hours. I had to wear a foley catheter for 4 days (sucks hardcore because your bladder can go into contractions like when you have to pee really bad, but there's no relief, so the contractions can last several minutes). Since I was unemployed and didn't have medical insurance at the time, I am looking at about a $7600 medical bill for orthoscopic surgery, anesthesia and medical supplies. The internal stimulation of my prostate produced the most mind blowingly amazing orgasms EVER and they lasted for several minutes at a time. Ever had a 3-minute orgasm? I can't even begin to explain how amazing (and addictive) this orgasm is. I call it my $7,000 orgasm. Where am I going to get $7,000? I fucked myself good in more ways than one. If it could be done safely I think I would pay about a grand for an experience like this again, but not 7 grand, and definitely not with the side effects and recovery: catheterization with a 14 gauge rubber tube, having a plastic bag filled with pee strapped to my leg. PERMANENT INTERNAL DAMAGE to my urethra from my crappy urologist's poor surgical technique. Oh and guess what? Even after the insanely expensive antibiotic injection and oral continuation of antibiotics, somehow, a month later, I developed a urinary tract infection. I probably gave it to myself when I self-catheterized last week (used a real, sterile catheter this time) to try and stretch out what I thought was a post-surgical urethral stricture (that's when scars grow on the inside of your urethra closing off your flow, both urine and sprem-- the only way to treat them is with intermittant catheterization or more surgery). I didn't try to stretch it too much (used a kidsize catheter), but I probably didn't have a stricture at all, it was probably a PIECE of the rubber tubing that the doctor had chopped up, that he missed. I think it slipped back inside my bladder. What now? More surgery? This whole situation SUCKS. But if you people are going to be idiots and try it, get a real catheter, in sterile packaging, and DO NOT SHOVE IT ALL THE WAY INTO YOUR BLADDER. Men only need around 10-12" of length to reach the bladder (depending on the length of your wee-wee). Don't let go of that mofo and do not do like diddlestick with a KNOTTED piece of tubing inside. Or you could end up like me. You have two schinters that control your bladder and you really don't want to push into wither the voluntary one, OR the involuntary one. It hurts. For at least a day. A LOT. And if you insit on being an idiot like this, you don't have to push that far to stimulate your prostate. So don't do it. Oh and by the way, I just had to order amoxicillin online from a no-prescription pharmacy for $77, because I still have no health insurance and I'm not gonna go pay for a doctor visit unless my kidneys start to hurt (that means I could be dying). Got any suggestions Doc? I don't think I actually have any oermanent damage...I've been taking amox for 2 days and the urethral pain is clearing up (i've also been slathering collagen-skin lotion all over my dick to try and rejuvinate my urethra and reduce scarring). But what about this blockage that seems to have disappeared? How much amox should I take to zap this infection before it travels up to my kidneys. My urologist has abandoned me. He won't return my calls. Course, I just moved 250 miles away, otherwise I would be at his office right now.
I totally love your blog... I am laughing my ass off from some of the stuff here.
This particular topic is interesting and got some good comments. Some of the other topics are good too!
I enjoy a bit of urethral stimulation/play myself (my personal fave is with balloons as toys) and found your blog on a general google search... but have it bookmarked now! :)
Thanks for the fun.
best story i heard was the urologist who cystoscoped a young woman with recurrent UTI and a filling defect on bladder U/S imaging. Scared the begeebers out of him when he saw two eyes looking back at him in the bladder. Turned out to be the reflective eyes of a toy crocodlie..........motto ...never smile..
I started Urethral Play about 10 years back and am lucky to say have never had any infection. I do drink loads of liquid before, during and after play. Since that time I have run the gamut of items to be inserted: Q-Tips (bad move) catheters, various types of pipes, nails, fishing lures and on and on. I have used catheters to back fill my bladder using sterile water and found that to be very exciting. One item that really worked well was a balloon, the type you see clowns make animals with. After many different efforts I found just “slightly” inflating it then tying it closed worked best. Using KY I would wrap the balloon around my fingers so about 2” of the end was free and also harder with air since the rest was twisted. As you put it in and release more of the twisted part it goes in well. In my particular case the distance from the end of my penis and the entrance to my bladder is about 1” shorter than the length of the balloon. This means I can get the balloon to enter my bladder but only have about ½ of balloon outside my penis. I started tying a thread to it just in case it gets away from me. I found to my surprise that if I squeeze what’s left of the balloon outside my penis this causes the other end in my bladder to inflate and actually “bubble” just inside my bladder. Needless to say this was all a wonderful sexual feeling for me. I stopped after a while since any possibility of an emergency room visit would devastate me, not to mention my wife.
I have found a new thrill quite by accident. I have a medium size rubber syringe that I was using as something to put into my urethra and attempt to stretch it a little (slow going). It was during one of these sessions that I squeezed the bulb and felt the air pressure build up in my urethra. Since the bladder sphincter did not open the urethra just got hard and when I released the pressure the air came out of the end of my penis. Felt quite good. I did it a few more times then filled the urethra and pinched off the end of my penis trapping the air pressure in the urethra. When I released it a wonder fart came out of my dick. I thought “this needs to be on the David Letterman stupid human trips segment.
I continued to pump air in and out and it felt so good pushing against the sphincter, eventually the pressure overcame the sphincter and air went into my bladder. I freak a little not knowing if this would be bad. I drink during the whole play session so peeing was not a problem. I pee’d and after I got to the end air, bubbles and a good size fart came out. It was amazing! I did it a few more times and each time I pee’d was looking out for more but the farts eventually stopped. I did some research on line and have been advised that an air embolism could occur from putting air in the bladder but was very rare. It scared me for a while. Later I read about a guy who used a fish tank air pump to blow air in. I tried it yesterday, it was fun. The air pump is in cycle so it’s almost massaging you internally, then the pressure gets to a point to overcome the sphincter and started to go in the bladder.
As you can imagine with a nickname like 4qts I do many, many stupid things but I would love to hear comments on the air in bladder if anyone has any.
Do girls do this?
hey can you fill your bladder with a friends clean urine, useing a cathether so you can pass a drug test?
I have never done any urethral play but am very keen to try it. I am a 23 yr old girl who is adventurous and likes to experiment.
Does anyone have any tips for a girl who wants to try this? I know about sterilising the things you use and washing hands and drinking lots of water etc. But what should I use to start with and how should I go about it? Do I lie in bed or in the bath or sit on the loo? Sorry, just not too clued up on it!
I first started pushing objects (glass/metal rods, etc) into my urethra several years ago. I just started using orthodontic wax because it's soft and can follow the path of your urethra. I slid five pieces up my urethra, but I think one got stuck in the bladder because it didn't come out and I can't feel it anywhere. I read a post about being able to get 1.5" spindles out by allowing your bladder to really fill up and then emptying it. I'm trying this right now, but if by chance it doesn't work, what does anyone think will happen by just leaving it in there and ignoring it?
Wounderful site, first, re female urethral play, it is quite common, there are a few sites relating to this where quite large items have been inserted, in fact several have said that they have stretched the urethra enough to accept a penis or finger for a wounderful sensation. Enjoy girl!
For myself, I have engaged in UP for several years using many different items. It is all good, however I usually avoid the bladder, due to possible infection. I have a heger sound set and have, after much practice, been able to insert the "11" sound, a really fantastic sensation. My goal now is to try for the "12". An "11" is about the size of a Sharpie marking pen. Clean instruments is a must as is urination following. Love these blogs, love to hear more, especially from females and their experiences.
How come we arrive at these activities independently, only to discover that other people do it too? Must be something in the gene pool.
I am a 50-something male. My story is about how I went too far one day and lost a length of plastic tube in my bladder. After a day of uncomfortable peeing I realised I had to bite the bullet and go to a hospital. After researching available urologists in the region I checked into a reasonably distant centre, pleading a bladder infection. Finally I was attended by an intern, to ask what the problem was. SHE asked! I made a feeble suggestion that perhaps a male doctor might be better, and got a withering look of disgust at my sexist question. I explained...she took it very professionally, but clearly was adding it to her list of stories to relate to her colleagues at the cafeteria. The procedure went fine and I got out as quickly and discreetly as I could. The lesson is never insert anything you can't retrieve yourself!
DiddleStik here. I get my nickname from adding to adult pictures of girls and guys a toy inside the meatus. For girls its about 8" long, flexible to curl around bladder and has a knob on outside to prevent lost and a small hole to hang "dangles" from. A dangle is like body jewelry. And the knob nicely fits right below the female clitoris and therefore can add simulation during wear or while left for sex. The mans,of course, follows penis and locks nicely into bladder as well and may or may not be flexible.
I have two personal diddle sticks I just love to wear to local pool. One is a 12" black flexible car antenna that I have modified and I put a string on end that screws to car and tie it back under my legs into a holder butt-plug toy that goes into my anus. It works wonders. The other is a J-sound made of shiny metal and I work all of it dowm my penis urethra and into bladder and then it follows a filled bladder curl just enough to nicely lock into place on other end within "Cobb's Curve". It says in place and can not be urinated or ejaculated out. I have to reach into anus with a finger to get it started back out and then push other end from the outside of bladder. With this toy in I can work my piss and bowel movement muscles and do internal self-simulation just laying around. I have to also watch it for some time my bladder has a rejection spasm and wants to push very hard to remove this item and I have to mentally overcome that to prevent injury. Great toy.
DiddleStik on Cobb's Curve. This is a medical term I came up out of the wild blue. It is the curving part of the male urethra at base of penis and its where all the glands and more delicate tissue begin to form within the body. Most sounds and toys forward of this curve are in a "safe zone" of the penis and are rare to get lost of sucked in deeper - like into the bladder. Also, a finger into anus can push the end of most toys back up into penis at this point. Anything pass the curve, needs to also curve and press on urethra and prostrate in such a manner as to enter prostrate or bladder. For longer items this is fine (well avoid glass if possible) and the end of longer item is usually left on outside of penis or where penis can become non-erect again to expose removal end. Other than that once a shorter item, enters pass Cobb's Curve the reaction of the muscles in that area can suck the item on in deeper or with anal play item gets pushed deeper. Such items need pull strings or other tired methods for removal or else its off to the ER. Just beware.
DiddleStik on balloons. Take great care with these. Once I used balloon pump to expand a toy animal balloon inside bladder and it was wonderful. I then had a uncontrolled ejaculation and all of a sudden the tip of balloon came off pump and was sucked into bladder still filled with air. I was in shock. I was lucky. I filled bladder with more water and used a large metal sound to open bladder valve and with a hard grunt and groan the balloon happend to relocate the air part back into urethra and gushed out over 10 feet - what a relief.
Yes, I have since tied strings on these balloons with air or water in them and worked them with KY into bladder. In my case, I continue to work balloon deeper and deeper and even reach into anus to push it all in with only string left for removal.
In this regard, I also have a latex "Sneaky Snake" that is 18" long and about 1" OD that I can lube up and also squeeze and slowly work down the male urethra and into the bladder. The little snake has a strong removal string in its head and upper body that comes out at nose part. So, with my finger working downward on outside of semi-erect penis the snake gets slowly pushed deeper and then I reach in anus to fill it inside the prostrate. I use to leave it at that point but now I push head on into bladder as well. I have knots in this string that get moved back and forth in the entire uninary tract that tends to add more feeling in addition to the snake spashing around inside the bladder. Nice. For removal, I slowly pull the snakes head into bladder valve area and it may or may not start out good. But then I try to urinate with tension on string and out it starts. I do not pull hard to prevent tearing of the latex snakes head. This is profound
DiddleStik on female urethral play. Girls your urinary meatus is not part of the clitoris but located just below it. I have seen that most UP girls that do this play have meatus between clit and vagina for easy access. Others are more normally located right above the vagina entrace to help flush out that area naturally and therefore harder to get to for play. The female tract is about 2 to 4 inches long and does not go thru a prostrate like for the males. It goes right into bladder and that is why you guys are more likely to leak on a full bladder during a sneeze. So, female UP is short and sweet. Otherwise, you are also inserting into your bladder which can entertaining as well, but more likely for infections for newcomers (new cummers) to the scene. Also the female does not have Cobb's Curve and any item pass the meatus is pretty well gone. Also, to feel items in the female urethra one only has to put a finger in vagina and press upward towards the G-spot. In fact, a nice large, round sound in pee-hole (and optionally bladder) and some G-spot massage or large soft vibrating dildo will work wonders for you girls. But keep in mind if item you are playing with is short you may need to add a removal string or other plans if it gets shoved too deep during the intense reactions of a female orgasm. Take care.
I have been playing with my urethra and bladder for years with no infections, just couple of “loss” scares. Others have posted about bladder infections and how bad it is. I finally got one, yes it’s bad and no, I won’t be playing in my urethra again.
The infection did lead me to a urologist with a whole different outlook on things. It was an interesting trip though.
Long Story Short: I had a bladder infection that took two antibiotics doses to clear-up. After the second dose I had to see an Urologist to confirm it was gone and check me over. I figured as long as it had cleared up this was a no brainer visit. I was concerned he would somehow see scarring or other signs of play, but he did not question me in that regard. Good news, the infection had cleared, bad news, he still wanted to check my prostate. No formalities, just “Drop your pants to your knees”. After he confirmed my prostate size was ok, he said he wanted to check for Prostate infection and he would have to milk my prostate. This all happens so quickly there is no time to think about it. He put his finger back in me and is REALLY pressing hard on my prostate, it’s burning and hurting and the last thing on my mind was anything sexual but, you guessed it, I got a semi-erection. So he stops pressing on my prostate, grabs a slide and tries to put some fluid on it… Not a drop to be had. So now I’m standing there with a semi-erection and this guy is clinically stroking my penis and looking into the opening trying to find fluid.
He said that since he did not obtain any fluid from the milking procedure he will need to perform an xray of my urethra to look for any restrictions. I am led to the X-ray room with a (luckily) female technician. She has me lie on the table and drop my pant to my knees. She keeps me covered with a paper cover. She took one x-ray before the dye was going to be injected into my urethra. She then calls the doctor in. He puts a hole through the paper cover so my penis is sticking through it. He then sticks catheter in my penis but not all the way to my bladder. He then injects a clear fluid (dye) into the catheter until the pressure forces the dye into my bladder. He then told the Technician to take the x-ray.
What did I learn from this:
1. I really don’t think an erection during a prostate milking/exam is controllable.
2. It’s a whole lot easier to have a doctor milk your prostate and stroke you clinically for a prostate sample then it is to have dye injected into your bladder.
3. You DO NOT want a bladder infection guys, it’s bad news.
Hey, i've tried UP before and i quite like it. I did start to wee and it hurt, and after i emptied my bladder i still felt i need the toilet. Is this a bladder infection? It happened for about a week and no it's gone naturally and i'm fine.
Another thing i would like your feedback on is the fact i pushed smooth wire into my bladder, and while i pulled it back out the little end (which was rubber and very small) came off! I urinated straight afterwards but i didn't relise it came off until an hour after. I'm not sure if it came out while i urinated what do you think?
It could still be stuck in my bladder but i feel NO pain and everything is normal. Shall i leave it because it might have come out, or even if it hasn't i'm feeling no pain, please help.
Calling Dr. KeaGirl ........
DiddleStik here. I know my post raises your hair at some of the things I do and typically get away with. I was just wondering if you had the nerve to actually meet me in person. Would it be unusual that you could photo and document, even x-ray, some of the most unusual Urethral Play events in the history of mankind. Just post a comment back here and I will try to get back with you. Other than that, I hope to continue to add interesting true accounts of my UP to this blog.
DiddleStik on stuff in bladder. If you have something in there and its not coming out, you should feel urge to urinate with nothing happening. And soon, if its not a medical item, your bladder will have severe spams or get a unwanted infection. Rubber items tend to float and are last to be hopefully pushed out of bladder - but some fluid needs to be left. One way I resolved a few accidents like this is use jello or something thick and gooey like that. Use syringe to inject into bladder and in my case I used a deep sound to "mix it". In each of those cases I had to push hard with bladder muscles but the goo and items did slowly come out. Looped wire may work too, but here again your playing with fire where one can do more harm than help. Just be careful what one uses for UP toys and things.
What a great site. I have been practicing UP for many years. For a long time I used various small items, rods etc. Then abut 5 years ago purchased Heger sounds, what a wounderful addition, also have a vibrating sound, it too is very stimulating, especially if you attach an electric stimulating current to it. (electric stim. devices frequently used in BDSM play, NOT regular house current.) Mostly however, I enjoy trying to expand my urethra. I have been able to expand it to an "11" sound. It is a gradual and very slow process but very satisfying to say the least. My goal is to get a "12" in easily. For those that want to try, sanitizing is most important. I'll go as far as the bladder sphincter, but I'm not into leaving things in the bladder. I must say, to each their own practice. I have done some female UP and they quite enjoyed it! My advice to those that want to try UP, go ahead, you may just find a great new past-time that can be very enjoyable. It works well for partners to UP each other as an exciting sexual activity. Happy UPing to all!
Hi, I put an object up my "pee hole", it was only a couple seconds, and it was only about 3mm.. Now when I use the bathroom "pee" it burns really bad. I don't know what to do, can you help me?
Hi, Im 16 years old, and I have a girlfriend that I love with all of my heart, we have been sexually active for about 3 months now, and for some reason, I have no worries about getting her pregnant, because if she got pregnant, I would want her to keep it and I would like a kid. Is this abnormal for a kid my age?
Keagirl, this is just for you. I have made a 60" by 3/8" homemade cath out of green tubing and have worked entire length into a filled bladder to retain for more fun and play. But now MORE... I cut plug off a computer cord and then used harding latex glue on that end and with a filled bladder can insert the entire 70" or so. Wondering if you are curious to find out more about this world wonder act. And yes, I do try to be careful with that extreme action. I will check back here later for a email or check point on this. DiddleStik.
In the past I've inserted the earpieces of my eyeglasses into the urethra, and have successfully gone past the prostate. But only use hard plastic and be sure to clean/sterilize well before inserting... trust me, the UTIs can be a bitch!
I'm a 33 year old male that has enjoyed UP since I was 10. I discovered it one day being stupid with a toy when I was young. I have never once experienced an infection of any kind. However I usually don't go all of the way to my bladder. I am more into the sensation it creates inside my penis. Especially the mental sensation of just knowing something is "in" my dick. However I do think that I have gone a little more crazy than most with the objects I have chosen to use. I have done all of the more common things like tubes and paint brushes. I even have made custom bent wire items to get different shapes inside. But I have even tried, beads, corn kernels, and lately bolts and nails. I think the sensation of the stretching is great. I have even put in tubes and then put wall anchors into the tube so it would go into the head far enough, so I could then use a bolt inside the anchor to completely stretch the inside of my dick. But I am curious what some of the more extreme things people have used are. If anyone else out there has truly pushed the limit. For a while I was into trying to find things that could give me a "moving" sensation inside. I have placed small insects just inside the opening so that I could feel them move. I once took a small live fish and slid it into my urethra with just the tip of the tail hanging out. Also a small live shrimp. I once even used a large earthworm. I was wondering if anyone else out there has ever done the same. I have however given these things up for just the basic tubes and wires again. And now that I am married, my wife thoroughly enjoys masturbating me while putting things in the end of my dick.
Loved the most recent post from Annonymous 3/29/09. You certainly have tried a number of things. Having your wife assist is a great turn-on for me. The most interesting insertion that creates my interest is the molly bolt idea to stretch the inside of the urethra. Just a short distance into my urethra is like a band, that as my objects get larger it takes more time to stretch the band, maybe this would be a good stretching device. Thanks for the idea. Yours in UPing.
My girl friend and I thoroughly enjoy UP and have never had a problem. Her favorite is for me to cath her prior to having sex and at the moment she cums, open up the catheter so she voids at the same tiome she cuims. I thoroughly enjoy the "control" factor of where and when she can void. I also enjoy the feeling of the catheter in her as it rides on top of my penis when I am in her.
My girlfriend and I really enjoy UP and have never had a problem. She always wants me to cath her prior to us having sex. I really enjoy the feeling of her catheter as I am inside her. We enjoy it when she masturbates I open the catheter at the moment of orgasm which make it really intense for her. I also enjoy the "control" factor of when and where she can void. It is a real turn on for us both.
Have you ever put a catheter into your wife and you at the same time and connected them with tubing? (so that urine flows back and forth between you?) Is that safe from an infection standpoint -- assuming neither of you has an infection to start with? It seems like you could have a "tug of war" trying to move your pee inside each other. Is that feasible?
When I was little, I had some desire to insert a tube into my penis. Fairly recently, that resurfaced and I put a tube about an inch in, which seemed like a lot at the time. I remembered those things called "catheters", but figured they'd be really expensive or too extreme for me. But one night I figured I'd check to see how much they really cost, and was surprised that they were only a few dollars, and that they even made ones for intermittent use, rather than more permanent (indwelling). I've done almost 20 insertions, and can now do it with almost no pain.
I'm still quite concerned about urethral strictures, which sound like really bad things to cause, that can cost a lot to manage and can reoccur; they make urinary tract infections look like child's play, in my opinion. I strongly hope I never go beyond this, or even to Foley catheters (with a balloon that is inflated to keep it from coming out). Putting other objects just seems insane for me, though I won't put down DiddleStik's bold adventures. If this ever causes anything requiring medical attention, I would be honest about what I've been doing I think, as serious health matters totally trump any possible embarrassment.
I'm not sure exactly what motivates me to catheterize myself. It can't be pleasure, since it's not the most comfortable experience (though not painful; pain = stop and try again another day), and I never get an orgasm (the only time I ever get them is about once a month during sleep, never could do it awake, sadly). One thing that motivated me to finally get some catheters, despite my reluctance, was the thought that the experience would make me more in touch with my body, and make some (small) change in how I experience myself. I've always been squeamish so I'm amazed I've been able to stick with this.
I'm also not that embarrassed. I'm actually somewhat proud that I'm not allowing the oddness of my desire, or what people might say, get in the way of following it.
BTW, to get air out of your bladder, couldn't you just stand on your head and urinate? That should put it at the top, where the urethra connects, and thus empty the air first.
I'm a recent EMT Paramedic school graduate. I used to hear the seasoned paramedics make a joke sometimes. I'm gonna use it. WE CALL THIS STUFF 'JOB SECURITY'!
Well, that's it for me (you can start laughing now). Got blood out of catheter, and some clots afterwards, and more hours later. After 8 hours of sleep, no blood and clear urine, but I'm through. If there are no more symptoms, I might not go to a doctor (not a lot of money). And yes, I'm a total idiot and this was a stupid thing to try. Maybe this disaster kept me from doing even more stupid things.
Regarding job security, just think of this as like any other risky activity people do, like skydiving, racing in cars, heavy contact sports, whatever. It's just a little less common and involves use of medical equipment.
I enjoy urethral sounding and inserting intermittent catheters. It feels good, very good. It is important to use things made for these purposes, and to keep things sterile, or as close to sterile as one can.
How did I get into this, you might say? Well, a couple years back I had a cystocopy. My urologist said everything was fine, except my prostate was 'pinching' [his term] my bladder a bit. I had noticed some voiding problems etc. nothing drastic though. So, I invested in some Van Buren sounds and some self admin inserting catheters and I do this every week or so [one week catheter, next week sound, and so on]. Feels great, and I'm peeing more freely.
At my recent follow up cystocopy, my urologist was amazed that I was no longer pinched. So, I told him. He said I shouldn't do that, only a doctor or nurse should do that. But, he said I must be doing it right. he asked what French size I use - I said 18 to 22 for the sound and 14 for the catheter. OK, he said, you are a little kinky but it sounds like you are in control and not doing anything stupid.
I have done the male to female cath game while masterbating each other or ourselves for hours with repeated orgasms for both of us(More for her of course)
I have also partially removed my cath so my cum enters the cath and not escapes around it. I then reinsert it in the bladder and piss it into my girlfriend, she then returns the favor by peeing it back in me. So far , so good with infections.....no probs
Tell me the feasibility of cathing both myself and my girlfriend and transfering our pee back and forth between each other. She enjoys the feeling of being cath'd and I have filled her bladder with saline via a bag, and now want to directly mainline our 2 bladders together.
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